You'd love my mom.
A couple years back, we're all sitting around, some people are drinking margaritas. I'm in my mid-twenties.
Mom: Would you like a margarita?
Me: I'll take a virgin margarita, please.
Mom: Are you sure you don't want one with alcohol?
Me: Yes, I'll just have a virgin margarita.
Mom: It's okay, it's not that much.
Me: Mom, I said I'd like it without any alcohol.
Mom: Okay.
(goes off and makes one in the kitchen, brings it back to me. I take a sip.)
Me: Mom, this has alcohol in it.
Mom: No it doesn't.
Me: Yes it does.
Mom: I didn't put any in there, I swear.
(After some more back 'n forthing)
Mom: Ok, yes there is some in there. I thought you just needed to try it to see how it is.
Me: Mom, I didn't want any alcohol because I choose not to drink, not because I'm afraid of it. Thanks a lot.
She was pissy at me all weekend long because of that incident. :P
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain.
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today.
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you.
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.