Oh unworthy camel dung-hill of a roach-eating, sheep deflowering suppurating Infidel - whose mother was spawned from the droppings of mutated bats as his father's syphilitic corpse rotted atop.
As to Mr. : Powell morphing this into a Wal-Mart ad for just plain Goodne$$ ? Methinks that the alternative promise:
of sitting next to some humongous GoldThrone Thingie, to the Right-Wing Hand of She Who Must be Obeyed? All the while listening to harp arpeggios and practicing adoring phrases (with overblown sax accompaniment?) This going on forever with no recess... *glorp*
VS
aforementioned defective-Y chromosome chemical imbalances; those hallucinations being offered with embellishments and a Full Warranty of Performance in advance of Reward... (plus free HeroMartyr Video to show friends - before Reward) *chortle*
..might create some sense of personal quandary, in a 17 year-old sexually-starved wacko who ain't never even seen a virgin, just the locked wrapping?
You tell me which load of BS will attract which kinds of flies?
Ashton Fantasy Broker to () All <> Sides []
..who Wag-Ed the Dog and created,
Evanescent Eulogies Ltd.
we.. Make It So, Captain Picard!
Sorry, the only conversions allowed are to - camelfood - after target practice.