So, Allah is a pimp?
Virgins in Heaven, this seems somewhat paradoxical. Your body's dead, but your Holy Muslim Dick lives on? Not only that, there are other bodies...errr...of the female persuasion. How'd they get there? What about babies, are babies made in Heaven? Do they come down here on holiday? If you get 70 virgins, then after you do them, they aren't virgins anymore. Presumably you won't stop doing them. Isn't that like driving a shiney red sports car after you've wrecked it?
So, Islam is reduced to offering sexual favors for corporeal tasks. This would make Islam a pimp. But, it is a Holy Pimp because it is offering it for Allah. Hmmmm...just push the logic a little further, this would make...ummm...I hardly dare to say this, Allah be Praised....this would make Allah a Holy Pimp.
Wow, Ashton, I'm truly humbled!!! And...errmmm...being an infidel, if I were to convert, could I get a crack at 70 tight ones?
Now, that's the argument I'd like to see Colin Powell make to the Muslims of the World.
(I gotta stop writing these during The Holy Cocktail Hour...ooops...another sexual reference....I....I think I'm ready. How does one become a Muslim...do 70 virgins?)
Gerard Allwein