Bull-fucking shit, you back-stabbing little twerp.
Our resident Über-hypocrite gibbers:
You were late to the party
so it couldn't be said to your face.
Then keep your fucking yap shut until I've had time to respond to the invitation, in stead of trying to sneak in your snide little digs through the back door.
Besides;
1. You seem to enjoy being an asshole.
Can't say I know if I would, actually. Probably, to some extent, but only as much as the next guy -- who wouldn't, at least for a little while? Don't YOU? Or have you tired of it already, having been one so thoroughly and for so long?
2. You aren't offended to be called an asshole (see #1).
It's not being called an asshole, per se, that is offensive to me, but the fact that it was obviously INTENDED by YOU to be offensive; the whole idea that YOU go around imagining you're somehow qualified to even TRY to offend me is in itself offensive.
It's a bit as if you were to find out that the cockroaches your kitchen is no doubt infested with had declared YOU an asshole; the basic scale of the whole concept is so out of whack that you could only stutter, "How DARE they?!?". THAT is what offends me about you calling me an asshole.
3. You don't care if people do call you an asshole.
Well, no, I wouldn't be offended to be called an asshole by "people" -- especially if they could demonstrate some genuine reason to do so -- but I certainly DO object to being called an asshole by hypocritical little cheapskate twerps like YOU, who hardly qualify to be counted as "people".
Thus, calling you an asshole has minimal effect at best.
The problem here isn't with its putative "effect" on ME -- "sticks and stones", and all that -- but with YOUR unmitigated gall in assuming that YOU are in any way entitled to try it on.
Slimy little rodents like you just don't get to talk to their betters that way, whether said betters have a problem with the actual terms your limited little rat-minds can come up with or not.
Now remember to buy your little twerp (a genetic inevitabilty, alas) of a kid some Easter eggs with your own fucking money, before you open your dirty gob here again about the "eevul corporations" whose free hand-outs you're only too eager to grab for with both of your grubby fists.
lincoln
I bet HE didn't write anti-eevul-corporation screeds with one hand, and grab for free loot from the same eevul corporations with the other, at the same time. You sully his name by claiming it as the byline of your pathetic little whines. (I don't know if he was a hypocrite in other ways, but he surely can't have been THAT much of one.)
Oh, and BTW: I'm sorry about the "back-stabbing" comment, I take it back -- because it's an insult to back-stabbers everywhere.
You ankle-biting little twerp.