to an alaskan one. Word goes out that there will be 10 schwinn bicycles to be given away so every yuppie scrote in 200 miles shows up with their little snots in tow. Anchorage in April is breakup time, Mounds of snow covering bogs 4 ft deepin slushy water. City workers hide the eggs the night before (plastic eggs of course) holding little candies or prize slips. 800 kids with parents attached, the starting gun goes. All these yuppie fucks go racing into the woods hauling their kids screaming in fear. We just watch in amazement. The parents knock little kids into the ground, snatch eggs out of the hands of other peoples kids cursing and grunting, kids waist deep in icy water screaming which causes a moose to come out and see what the commotion is. The moose freaks and starts charging, cop whips out his 38 and tries to kill it. Pisses it off but causing it to wallowing screaming in pain. Last one I ever went to.
thanx,
bill