I'll help you migrate from VB to VB dot NET. Beats what I'm doing now - collecting unemployment, trolling the job boards and seeing the same ads displayed in multiple places, all asking for 2 years experience on stuff my past employers never used.
Can I telecommute? You can even set me up with a machine that is pure non-MS if you so desire. I won't be offended...honest! Anything to get my foot in the door doing something valuable.