Uhh Ladies and Gentle- men.
It's umm.. Today I have a most ... unpleasant duty. I mean, this is gonna be hard but, you know - this Administration will do our duty.
Last night, approx 2AM, the President arose for a snack - the usual, some Ho- Hos and warm Texas ersatz-beer: a Coors, most often. :-)
Unfortunately for us all, a well-wisher had sent a metric ton of Tasty Texas-size Pretzels to our *sob* .. Falle- :/
Er.. to Our Leader, knowing how much he relishes haut-? ^h^h Hot Kwiseen. :(
My fellow Americans, at 2:25 AM, the President suffered an es-oph-a ge --? He choked to death, all alone in the Oval Office. No one there to help, on Pretzel-Watch.. No one at all .... ... .. .
*sob*
*sobbing*
Question!
Question!