Even better (man, I can't stop giggling now)

Post #98,138 by drewk 4/23/03 7:26:05 AM Reply	Even better (man, I can't stop giggling now) I just imagined a world in which Ashton is a speech writer for Bush. === Implicitly condoning stupidity since 2001.
Post #98,139 by jbrabeck 4/23/03 7:33:07 AM Reply	Yabut.. Either Dubya learns gooder Inglish and thereby seems more smarter or Ashton would have to restrict his prose to only two sillyble words. [link\|mailto:jbrabeck@attbi.com\|Joe]
Post #98,364 by Ashton 4/23/03 5:18:11 PM Reply	First Press Release Uhh Ladies and Gentle- men. It's umm.. Today I have a most ... unpleasant duty. I mean, this is gonna be hard but, you know - this Administration will do our duty. Last night, approx 2AM, the President arose for a snack - the usual, some Ho- Hos and warm Texas ersatz-beer: a Coors, most often. :-) Unfortunately for us all, a well-wisher had sent a metric ton of Tasty Texas-size Pretzels to our sob .. Falle- :/ Er.. to Our Leader, knowing how much he relishes haut-? ^h^h Hot Kwiseen. :( My fellow Americans, at 2:25 AM, the President suffered an es-oph-a ge --? He choked to death, all alone in the Oval Office. No one there to help, on Pretzel-Watch.. No one at all .... ... .. . sob sobbing Question! Question!
Post #98,401 by rcareaga 4/23/03 8:04:59 PM Reply	Re: First Press Release You know, I'd been toying recently with the notion of mailing a bag of pRetzels to the pResident--the idea being to send the clear message of "I wish you were dirtnapping" without actually saying that, which gets you unpleasant interviews at home and the workplace with the new Department of Homeland Security-based (and therefore the surlier for having their Civil Service protections withdrawn) USSS--but it occurred to me that in the present climate it would be taken not merely as a threat but as an actual attempt on the twit's worthless life. Cravenly, fearing prosecution for thoughtcrime, I set the undertaking aside. cordially, "Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."

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