Wade, you might enjoy a book:
[link|http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/078795599X|A New Kind of Christian], which addresses "postmodern" Christianity. I don't think it does a good job of it's stated intent, but it's an interesting read on divorcing Jesus from the current culture, so those of us who dislike the trappings of the modern era can get on with life.
Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance -
Which you should be feeding with rumour and generalisation.
BOfH, 2002 "Episode" 10