The GRR [Great Rotating Rod] has many stealthy subsidiaries, though the A of G is not among them. If one combines the slippery slope (an inclined plane, natch) with the prospect of going round in circles - one gets The Oily Screw.. sorta like, when one follows the Boolean mind of the Project for the New American
This Screw business is *basically* [Gawd I hate that phrase] a Boring-job, we see.
But bore on and you can sometimes let some pus out.
{Eeewww; "It's a dirty job but.."}
Anyway... Welcome a-bored! You pass the entrance requirements:
Frequent-Friar (er. we spel it -Fryer) Awards for pithiness beyond the call of de-obfuscation.
Also - a few gray hairs are required; one has to have waded through a certain amount of Historical Shit -up to the chest, at least- to qualify, as.. Googling is Never Enough. (Though it Is Popular, and saves the trouble of experiencing.)
A certain uneasiness within crowds carrying verbal torches, and exuding that familiar cachet we associate with leaky-bowel syndrome (but it seems to emanate from the head area..?) Why.. there was once a frequenter of the pre-IWE fora.. They Called Him Shitferbrains, because of the similarity to his er name. {sigh} Cruelty.. thy name is ascii.
There is no aquatic ceremony involved nor is any theological alignment impertinent unless of course, one has selected during initiation rituals -- [1] Holy-lobotomy. (over [2] HolyNutzo-circumcision or [3] HolyShit!-clitoridectomy)
Your Discredit Card will be in the male. (Warz-R-US gender)
Ashton Long May The Screw Wave !!
Registrar Emeritus of Rapscalions, Sigmoid : Division
( : Powell - early candidate but.. drummed outta the Corps; epaulets ripped off and sabre broken - due to viral brain infection of the dread -and inarticulate- Prescott Bush STD)