Pity that the messages from the sublime are immune to highlights:

Who is to say the Panda would not be vengeful
What are the chances?
Confront the great conductor and ask him, "what is your function?"
We mean absolutely no disrespect for adherents of any religion or philosophy. The point of the Zen Generator is to have fun. If it's to make fun of anybody, it would be to make fun of society at large, which tends to treat religion and philosophy as consumer products, as products that can be generated automatically, by machines. The type of reductio ad absurdum satire we're practicing here has a long and venerated history. If nevertheless you find yourself offended, please send me email and I'll see if I can talk you down off the ledge.
As good an answer to Foulwell bin-Laden as anything.. :-)