Continuing Scenario of Unintended Consequences -

Post #96,405 by Ashton 4/13/03 8:03:27 PM Reply	Continuing Scenario of Unintended Consequences - In the highly unlikely event that "Please help us free this region from all weapons of mass destruction. ... Please inspect every country in the Middle East," Moustapha said. "You know very well that Israel is stockpiling nuclear weapons." this quote were ever to see the drab-Light of News Clowns in the US: [BushCheney teleprompter + reader-figure] Uhh... Uh... Isruul? Nukular Weapons !? I've never heard that uhh er confirmed, but the enemiesofpeaceandfreedom have hinted at umm such things. Uhh.. ummm.. Uhhhh.. We must um investigate. The very idea that WMDs..WMDs..WMDs..WMDs..WMDs.. Uh.. should be in this area -you know- - it, we must -you know- Make Sure. [IDF HQ] Well chaps, if they are planning to 'inspect' here, it's Plan I. Set Aleph thru Tev for Islamabad coordinates - US Embassy ground zero for max. blast effect. Don't forget to mention to the US Ambassador, about the storage sheds around DC and Fucked Steer, TX -- we rented a while back. Suggest to the Ambassador that - inspection shall be accomplished by locals: we'll let you know if we find anything. (If that's not satisfactory, we have an alternate plan you'll have to view on CNN, afterwards.) "BTW, Mr. Ambassador: look up EMP + transistor junctions. Always a pleasure to chat, Mr. Ambassador." WTF.. with scriptwriters like we have in DC - anybody can make an Armageddon. Expect the CD to appear on e-Bay next week, Armageddon for Dummies\ufffd [There will be no upgrade to this software]. Ashton ThunkTanks R' US LLC
Post #96,494 by rcareaga 4/14/03 11:30:27 AM Reply	thump...thump...thump...thump The United States will examine possible diplomatic or economic measures against Syria, which the United States suspects of developing chemical weapons, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell said Monday. "With respect to Syria, of course we will examine possible measures of a diplomatic, economic or other nature as we move forward," he told reporters after talks with Kuwait Minister of State for Foreign Affairs Sheikh Mohammad al-Salem al-Sabah. [link\|http://www.nytimes.com/reuters/international/international-iraq-usa-britain-syria.html\|http://www.nytimes.c...ritain-syria.html] Ah, now they're not merely accepting Iraqi overstocks, but growing their own. Naughty, naughty! Always a slot for wicked, disobedient little countries in our Axis of Evil(tm). cordially, "In God we trust. For oil we kill."
Post #96,497 by a6l6e6x 4/14/03 11:53:32 AM Reply	Re: "Always a slot for wicked" The axis of evil is occupied by an unholy trinity of countries of evil doers. Indeed, a slot is opening up. Alex Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. -- Blaise Pascal (1623-1662)
Post #96,498 by Silverlock 4/14/03 11:54:17 AM Reply	Another, more ominous consequence India making very serious noises about Pakistan. Using US invasion of Iraq as justification for preemptive war. [link\|http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp-dyn/A5006-2003Apr10?language=printer\|Link] The world is only a simple place to the simple.
Post #96,550 by cybermace5 4/14/03 5:09:32 PM Reply	Re: Another, more ominous consequence Well, a nuke battle there would certainly reduce our outsourcing problems. Did you think no one was listening?
Post #96,573 by Ashton 4/14/03 6:58:47 PM Reply	Yours is a Fine Institutional-mindset for Our Times ..sooo reminiscent of bygone BS sessions amongst the nascent Nintendo-Eloi - before there even Was a 'Nintendo', around which to plug-in. Most of those succeeded in growing-up - before attempting to play-out the megalomania. I hope that (they let) you grow up one day, too. You will then look-back; feel genuine humiliation.. precursor to humility natch- and proceed to grow from a cleaner Petri dish. (S'ok: All us Rilly Brilliant\ufffd-'IQ' typos - had to go through this process. Those that evaded it.. well, you really wouldn't want to hear about those.) Cheers, Ashton (PS If you imagine I'm merely patronizing you here, Sonny --)

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