Antebellum cerebellum then -
288. ARGUMENT FROM BRAINWASHING
1) Atheists claim that Christians have been brainwashed by churches, priests and religious environment.
2) Yeah, well, you have been brainwashed by secular colleges and universities! Your brainwashing keeps you from the Truth!
3) Therefore, God exists.
289. ARGUMENT FROM COMMUNISM
1) All communists are atheists.
2) All communists are bad.
3) Therefore they are wrong.
4) The moral majority is are theists and non-communists.
5) Therefore they are good.
6) Therefore they are right.
7) This argument does so make sense!
8) Therefore, God exists.
290. ARGUMENT FROM WHATEVER I DO
1) Sometimes I do good things, and sometimes I do bad things.
2) When I do good things, this proves that God is helping me to be good.
3) When I do bad things, this proves that the devil has tempted me to do evil, and I need God's help to overcome temptation.
4) So whatever I do, it proves that God exists.
5) Therefore, God exists
Arguing about the metaphysical is like a bicycle without a fish
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