
I'm sure that made some sense in your mind.
But it makes no sense to me.
Excuse me. Does anyone here speak Boxley well enough to translate that for me?
Anyone?
I live in Seattle and I'd rather kick your ass in these forums (as I do on many occasions) than light a candle about it.
And if you were here, I'd take your lunch money, too.
Awwwwww, doesn't that match the "pacifistic" view you have of people who live in Seattle?
!!!SMACKDOWN!!!
/me shakes boxley by he ankles until his lunch money falls out of his pockets.
Now I'm going to buy me a caramel machiatto at Starbucks.
Awwww, doesn't that fit the "pacifistic" fantasy you people have of people who live in Seattle?
Why don't you go get some of those big he-man fisher types from Alaska and I'll take THEIR money too and buy myself a nice lunch down at The Market.
Guess it suck to be you when those non-confrontational pacifists in Seattle keep kicking your ass and taking your money.
hahahahahahhahahaha
From the ORIGINAL article:
The best form of defense is attack. -- Karl von Clausewitz
(Seattleified: The most preferable form of defense is a sit-in, candle lighting, and survival kit with bottled water, Nutella, environmentally safe non-plastic sheeting and homemade cornstarch paste (a non-industrial alternative to duct tape).)
Maybe you need to get some of those candles yourself.