Post #947
7/5/01 10:44:05 PM
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IWETHEY.org - Sanctioned by GRR.
I'll bite. What or who is GRR?
I read those ever changing zIWeThey messages from our sponsors.
Alex
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Post #948
7/5/01 10:49:07 PM
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Buh? HERETIC!
The GRR is the Great Rotating Rod!
Infidel! Back to catechism class for you!
Regards,
-scott anderson
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Post #950
7/6/01 12:55:03 AM
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Beware: my blancmange post will be coming..
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Post #1,006
7/6/01 1:38:28 PM
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A thousand pardons!
Alex
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Post #1,038
7/6/01 10:50:25 PM
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Now, I used to know . . .
. . a lady who had a GVR (Great Vibrating Rod), but a Great Rotating Rod? How exactly would one use that? How many batteries does it take?
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Post #1,050
7/7/01 9:13:49 AM
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Better to ask how many *planets* it would take
Achieving the gravitational effects that make the GRR interesting takes some serious mass...
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Post #1,062
7/7/01 2:07:28 PM
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Pshaw: the PIMP dwarfs the tiny GRR
All Hail The Permanent Immovable Massive Post
..a million light-years of gluons; so dense that a neutron star seems like oatmeal. Come er close-enough, and see:
All Things which ever happened + All Things which couldn't happen \ufffd all at once \ufffd and die Happy for finally
Knowing Fucking EVERYTHING >\ufffd<
Er.. one of our members, we see - has come "close enough". Ergo: QEfuckingD
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Post #1,113
7/8/01 6:19:24 PM
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Yeah, but what's that...
...picture of my asshole next to the slogan gotta do with it?
Christian R. Conrad The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything -- >\ufffd< ?!?
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Post #1,241
7/9/01 10:24:05 PM
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That Sir, be brain: full-size.
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Post #1,022
7/6/01 4:24:39 PM
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Oughta be still on IWT-EzBug.
It's from a discussion perhaps a year and a half(?) ago, about physics: How gravity (and/or other effects) near the surface of an infinitely long (but a few light-years will probably do, to fake it) and very thick and very rapidly spinning "rod" would make you travel backwards in time if you did a close fly-by. (Presumably in the correct direction, wrt the direction of spin.)
DrooK posted a helpful Google/Iwethey-EzBoard search hint somewhere else here only today.
HTH!
Christian R. Conrad The Man Who Knows Fucking Everything
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Post #1,521
7/11/01 5:43:34 PM
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Poetry in (Relative) Motion
"There once was a man named Bright Who could travel faster than the speed of light. He left home one day In a relative way And returned the previous Night."
Don't remember where or when I learned that. I just have it stuck in my brain.
BConnors "We will sell no wine, until you pay for it" - Kelly Geister
[I REALLY need a new sig!!!]
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Post #1,604
7/12/01 3:08:33 PM
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Limerics: the poetic equivalent to computer viruses.
That form just hooks into the brain and won't let go. People who can't memorize jack remember a limerick heard once decades later.
But like haiku, the form goes beyond rhyme and meter. Proper haiku evokes seasonal nature. Proper limerick is improper. "Obscene limerick" is redundant, although double entendre and indirect language are encouraged, and actualy including the word "fuck" is usualy poor form.
Old Time Religion (men only verse)
We shall bow down to Venus, We shall bow down to Venus, And she'll grab us by the * elbow.
* At this point, the women in the group elbow the men hard in the ribs.
White guys in suits know best - Pat McCurdy
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