You miss the point. The humor in the joke is that George W. doesn't know the difference between a real war and a fake one.
Sadly, I think I've heard enough stories from my parents and grandparents to know the difference.
I'd much rather limit our freedoms for the rest of my life than to kill every Arab in the world. I do believe that this was a desparate act by a few (hundred) really sick and desparate people who want us to start WW III.
Glen Austin