I'd corner the market on character.
So, all I have to do is find the right Jewish faction and join that.
I'd be an asshole, but I'd have "a richness of spirit, a depth of living, a resonance of eternity and an echo of the divine that is not easily described, but very palpable".
"Yeah, he's an asshole, but he somehow resonates with eternity."
"I know. That asshole has a depth of living that is sooooo palpable, but I find it hard to describe."