Old chess puns...
God, I can't believe I forgot this...
My old chess instructor would give us $20 if we did a fork attack and then said "Fork you!" in a tournament.
This is the same guy who joked about "Seig heil!" on a regular basis...
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989