Or you could do this...
[link|http://g-o-a.org/goa/rules/weaponfab.htm|http://g-o-a.org/goa/rules/weaponfab.htm]
Actually, I had a TON of duct tape sitting around well before the rush started...
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989