we already know the IQ of the audience targeted.

Hey.. New Idea. About this World Series: you know Dominoes?
And we have an Axis-of-Evil.
How about:

These Terrorists are spreading like a virus and nearby countries could start 'falling' (especially when they already are sayin mean things about our efforts merely to defend ourselves n'stuff)

Like.. umm

DOMINOES!

So.. We Must Invade First. Get *ALL* the Scary People in just one little decade.
(Well OK maybe modernize it to The Dominatrix Theory ?)


(Of Course it could work twice! Vietnam was 30 yrs. ago and McNamara hasn't really fessed up yet.. betcha not one under-30 in 10? 15? could ID WTF 'McNamara' was/is)






It's really hard to lampoon something this absurd - I'm gonna treat it all as a soap opera to get Saddam to move to Monaco - then after he leaves someone'll say, April Fool! [ya didn't really think we'd go ahead and akshully Do This, didja?]

Ashton