Nope. I'm pretty much a fan of the Victorian poets and Ovid. Can't explain it any more than that!
And yes, we're weird. Where else would you find a module ([link|http://search.cpan.org/author/OVID/Acme-Code-Police-2.1828/|Acme::Code::Police]) that checked to see if the programmer enabled the pragma that forces him to predeclare his variables and, if he didn't, deletes the program? However, someone else got cheeky and wrote [link|http://search.cpan.org/author/GMCCAR/Acme-Code-FreedomFighter-3.1416/|Acme::Code::FreedomFighter] which looks for my module and disables it.
I've toyed with the idea of writing Acme::Code::PoliceState which searches for Acme::Code::FreedomFighter, renames it to Acme::Code::Terrorist and symlinks the two.