Dan: Do you have weapons of mass destruction?
Sadaam: Nope!
Dan: Do you have any ties with Al Queda?
Sadaam: Nope! I cannot even spell it.
Dan: Then why would Bush accuse you of such?
Sadaam: He just wants our oil and likes killing poor muslims.
Dan: What are you going to do if the US starts a war.
Sadaam: We can defeat them. Our will is stronger than any technology the US might have. My people love me and will defend Iraq. We also learned from the last war what works and what does not. We will use very different techniques this time.
Dan: Thank you and good night.
Am I close?