Make her out a whore -- and for "liking it too!" throw in a 12 yo diss about car keys. You sound like a fucking Puritan, y'know? She be Dirty.. WTF That Make You, randy-boy? (in yer dreams..)
As to the protest - will wait for the review. Don't see much in the logic claimed by your fav newscontriver/gossip - that sounds very far off-mark. Unless they'll be issuing flak jackets, kid-size - along with the VISA CC apps and McDonalds coupons.
(Or I could add, Box-style: "along with the secret videos on DVD of Bushie snortin coke off'n somebody's ass". but I won't)