1. Refuse to do any work around the house, say something like "But that is women's work, I'm a man, that work is for a woman."

2. Sit in front of the TV all day and ignore her.

3. During sex call out the name of one of her best friends.

4. Leer at other women while with her in public.

That is all I can think of, it apparently works because other men have done this and ticked off their wives. These are things we should avoid doing if we want to keep our wives happy.

:)