Subject: Re: another reason for gay marriage
From: Nick Fitch <nfitch@CRAPFREE.co.uk>
Newsgroups: soc.motss

In article <b1fi9k$sl9$1@news.Stanford.EDU>, zwicky@Turing.Stanford.EDU
says...

> i'd just like to embarrass the crap out of the evil dr. fitchy (even
> though he now advertises himself as CRAPFREE) by pointing out that
> he is actually a very nice man, as you can see above.

No I am not. I am Evil; a darkness beyond the reach of Hell or the
comprehension of Heaven. My name is a killing word, written in cooling
blood in the abbatoirs of history, whispered in darkness on the winds of
despair. When the first mourning for artists lost was mocked and derided
on the usenet, I was there. When next a call for spiritual redemption
dies in the flames of hatred, look for me. When a bisexual cries out that
he is misunderstood attend well, for my laughter shakes the very
foundations of Paradise.

I am created Shiva, Destroyer of Newsgroups, and I am the Pit from which
there is no escaping. I am the formless void of nightmare to which all
must ultimately fall. I am entropy. I am hopelessness. I am the death of
all dreams.

But you may call me Penelope.

> dick we have your number, fitchy thirsty

It is 666.