The weekly said the deputies had promised not to reveal the information given to them by Hanning. But some members of the conservative opposition have pressed the Social Democrat government to publish the BND findings, or at least hand them over to the U.N. Security Council.

Yet more of "we have all this evidence, but we just won't release it".

Yeah, that explains why we can't find any traces in any of the places we've inspected so far.

Because........ they're on trucks. Yeah. That's the ticket. They're on trucks.

And the trucks are driven by..... the Pope. Yeah. The Pope.

In a rare statement, the BND said yesterday it had, "with the government's consent, transmitted to the U.N. weapons inspectors information that it had gathered about Iraq."

Coolness. So we'll soon see one of these "mobile laboratories" being searched by the inspectors, right?

Right?