Post #75,684
1/20/03 1:04:18 PM
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Sliced white bread rulz...
Having a bad week herr Conrad? Brochen and such are okay, but nothing like sliced Wonder bread to put your peanut butter and jelly on... Nothing quite like taking an authentic German brat and throwing it in between a good old hot dog bun (pre-sliced of course).
Sliced bread is a symbol of refinement and convenience. It is symbolic of just how great our civilization has become that we no longer even have to slice our own bread if we choose not to. Whole loaves of bread are just too high maintenance. I usually just punch my fist down on the top and use them as ashtrays... puff... of course, not in public.
Guten abend. Bis bald. Tschush(sp?).
Just a few thoughts,
Screamer
Living is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you see, it's getting hard to be someone but it all works out it doesn't matter much to me
J. Lennon - Strawberry Fields Forever
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Post #75,699
1/20/03 1:48:21 PM
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All that smoking has murdered your tastebuds.
I use sliced bread on my sandwiches. I've also eaten fresh whole loaf bread.
I prefer the latter, not from a snooty european "fuck you, we've eaten civilizations that have been around longer than your piddling little farceocracy" standpoint, but from a "hey, this tastes good!" standpoint.
Oh, and talk about sooty, er, snooty attitudes? Using whole bread as a fucking ashtray?
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.
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Post #75,710
1/20/03 2:36:10 PM
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What can I say that I haven't already said to
Doug Marker in another thread? I don't even pretend to f*&^ing care anymore...
:-)
Jus' yankin' the boys chain, ya know. Blowin a little smoke up his keister. Just saying hey there! Every so often CRC becomes so refined. I feel a need to tell him to "loosen up" every once in a while.
To wit; I eat good tasting loaves (non-sliced like marbled ryes and sour doughs and ... to really wit: I still get brochen from the local bakery...shhhh, don't tell you know who...) of bread as well. I still don't have a problem with the expression "sliced bread".
If they made some sort of underwear filter that made farts smell good... then maybe we could change the expression?
Just a few thoughts,
Screamer
"It's the best thing since scented underwear filters!" Some kid, a.d. 2083
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Post #75,713
1/20/03 2:51:55 PM
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Fair 'nuff...
...just yankin' yer chain right back. :)
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.
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Post #75,718
1/20/03 3:01:28 PM
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Change away...
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Regards,
-scott anderson
"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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Post #75,733
1/20/03 4:22:51 PM
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that would ruin the sbd elevator experience!
large office building with express elevators loose a grease cutter and get off on the first stop, press down and catch the folk that got on ahead(above) you. Glare at someone. thanx, bill
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Post #75,738
1/20/03 4:58:46 PM
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It's impressive alrighty, but
I am not going to give up the "bread" expression for under-ease until the product actually makes farts smell "good". This product merely neutralizes them...
I want spring breeze farts and summer mist ones too. Even a tropical fruit blast might do the trick.
I've emailed the company... Standing by to change way of expression.
Thanks for the link though, I've ordered a few dozen for presents next Xmas.
Just a few thoughts,
Screamer
Living is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you see, it's getting hard to be someone but it all works out it doesn't matter much to me
J. Lennon - Strawberry Fields Forever
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Post #75,748
1/20/03 5:56:54 PM
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I had a tropical fruit blast once, stained too
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You think that you can trust the government to look after your rights? ask an Indian
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Post #75,749
1/20/03 6:01:39 PM
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T.F.M.I.
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Post #75,803
1/20/03 8:57:46 PM
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where didja think the flavor tooty frooty came from?
bouquet of tropical fruits and an undefinable sharp note. thanx, bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
You think that you can trust the government to look after your rights? ask an Indian
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Post #75,781
1/20/03 7:48:26 PM
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You Be So
B A A A D . . ,
Stinky..
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Post #75,857
1/21/03 7:35:05 AM
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WTF have I to do with your sliced bread :-)
pray tell, mein herr Schreamer !
Cheers
Doug (Just love DeliFrance's baguettes)
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Post #75,836
1/21/03 2:51:06 AM
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Dan, you and Brandi (at least) have one thing in common:
Dan Reck-lessly Screams: Brochen and such are okay, but nothing like sliced Wonder bread to put your peanut butter and jelly on... You both spell 'Brötchen' without the 't'. Now, I can see that the dots over the 'o' are scrapped in English; you probably can't even type them on your inferior keyboards... But, since the word 'Brötchen' is derived(*) from 'Brot', dropping the 't' just doesn't make any sense. Nothing quite like taking an authentic German brat and throwing it in between a good old hot dog bun (pre-sliced of course). You must have been reading too much Swift... But then, you *do* have (at least some, IIRC) Irish ancestry, right? Tschüss! ;^)
(*): A diminutive, to be exact, as indicated by the '-chen' ending(+); meaning, taken together, "small bread" or "little breads". (+): Looks kind of familiar, right, Thane? :-)
[link|mailto:MyUserId@MyISP.CountryCode|Christian R. Conrad] (I live in Finland, and my e-mail in-box is at the Saunalahti company.)
Your lies are of Microsoftian Scale and boring to boot. Your 'depression' may be the closest you ever come to recognizing truth: you have no 'inferiority complex', you are inferior - and something inside you recognizes this. - [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=71575|Ashton Brown]
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Post #75,850
1/21/03 6:29:19 AM
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\ufffdhh N\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd\ufffd
N\ufffd es una pr\ufffdblema, though it takes an experienced technologist of course, to master the more subtle aspects of the
ASCII table. Coders aren't trained in actual English usage, of course. They have secretaries for that stuff.. ;-)
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it." -- Donald Knuth via wharris
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Post #75,877
1/21/03 10:00:53 AM
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CRC, you're the best thing since...
fresh fjord springs farts...
Thank you for correcting me on the "recent" origin of the English word bread (yeah, I know, English is a Germanic language). I must now find the dreaded ASCII umlaut character to employ in further correspondence...
Panis (lat. - Bread) head...
Just a few thoughts,
Screamer
Living is easy with eyes closed misunderstanding all you see, it's getting hard to be someone but it all works out it doesn't matter much to me
J. Lennon - Strawberry Fields Forever
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