Post #75,107
1/17/03 11:09:27 AM
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whitey righty rant
sent by a friend I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can
kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, that is why there are
no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts! I think that if you feel
homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and
Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College
Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested
are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not
racial profiling, it is the law of statistics.
I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received
sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!
I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact,
if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My
father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them
after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or
"stop" in English, see the above lines.
I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is.
I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks, etc., so you can open a hotel,
coffee shop, trinket store, or any other business.
We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in
wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations. I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the
poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that
doesn't stop you from watching them. I believe a self-righteous liberal or conservative with a cause is more dangerous than a Hell's Angel with an attitude.
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
that's better andput your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented
the Internet to help you.
It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little "ass" when necessary and say "NO".
"I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement. And please stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at
your ugly infected mouth as you serve me f*&%king french fries!
I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along
with it. I know a lot of black people, and not a single one of them was born in Africa, so how can they be "African-Americans"? Besides, Africa is a continent. I don't go around saying I am a European-American because my great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather was from
Europe. I am proud to be from America and nowhere else.
And if you don't like my point of view, tough shit!
something for everyone. I like the gun anology and a couple of other things. thanx, bill will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
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Post #75,138
1/17/03 12:31:23 PM
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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
I know small minded, uneducated bigots who share some of the same opinions I do. Not many, but some.
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Post #75,321
1/17/03 11:51:07 PM
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I'd even argue *that* point
But then we'd be startin' up with philosophy and such.
...rare is the dollar of corporate profits that bears a tax burden heavier than the burden on an employee's wages.
[link|http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/opinion/columns/kinsleymichael/|Michael Kinsley]
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Post #75,366
1/18/03 10:24:20 AM
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I recall that a stopped one is the only clock ever correct.
Special Relativity and <wave hands> and <wave hands some more> indicate that there's always going to be some error between two clocks. So, other than the standard clock, only a stopped clock will ever show the correct time and only once if 24 hr display (or twice if 12 hour display) a day.
Cheers,
Scott.
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Post #75,442
1/18/03 6:09:53 PM
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This is 'true' of course -
if one rilly Rilly believes in time (existing beyond the concept of a biped's nervous system)
(Ain't the Search for ---> Truth Fun !?)
Ashton
Who tends towards the belief that a biped's 'brain' is much better at recognizing a {not-Truth} than t'other way around. Such a lovely unprovable proposition that! At least it can't be gummed to death..
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Post #75,233
1/17/03 5:46:27 PM
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Chuckle...
I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
that's better andput your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented
the Internet to help you.
That's why I use Linux.
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Post #75,235
1/17/03 5:55:39 PM
1/17/03 6:02:31 PM
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Well...
...I've worked with Vint Cerf, and I do still call him a friend (which, in bubba-speak, translates to "buddy").
Don't know that he's interested in helping me at this juncture, but I s'pose it wouldn't hurt to ask....
jb4
"They lead. They don't manage. The carrot always wins over the stick. Ask your horse. You can lead your horse to water, but you can't manage him to drink."
Richard Kerr, United Technologies Corporation, 1990
Edited by jb4
Jan. 17, 2003, 06:02:31 PM EST
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Post #75,242
1/17/03 7:08:22 PM
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Diversity Training
We had "diversity" training in our company for the last week.
Groups of people, 20 at a time. It was fun.
Really.
The lawyer doing the training fucked up, an accidently
yelled "FUCK YOU!" when he was intending to yell "UCK YOU!".
He practically shit himself.
The training when like this:
Rate from
1 - Acceptable
2 - Grey
3 - Unacceptable
The following scenario:
I haven't seen Pat for a while, we've worked
together for a bit, and I say: You look nice.
Mostly 1s, a couple of 2s, and a 3. He asked the
woman who said 3, Why? As she started to explain,
he YELLED at her.
TOO BAD! IT IS ALWAYS ACCEPTABLE. PEOPLE: DO NOT
LOSE YOUR HUMANITY!!!
We then stretched out the word NIIICCCEEEE and stared at
the tits to turn it into a 3.
Calling someone "hot" is NEVER acceptable. So of course,
I've hat 3 guys tell me I was "hot" since the training.
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Post #75,260
1/17/03 8:50:18 PM
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Diversity training
always wondered why anyone would need it then run into situations where it should be mandated and isnt. Dont fornicate with your co-workers or act like you desire to. We dont pay you to fuck on the company dime. That derogatory statement about the (insert shade here) works for the same company you do so either get along or get the fuck out. I dont care if you are a gay african albino from swaziland, if ya can do the job I love ya wo/man.
thanx,
bill
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Post #75,346
1/18/03 2:25:15 AM
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Ye Gods -- Ayn Rand writ large and pissed off
Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance -
Which you should be feeding with rumour and generalisation.
BOfH, 2002 "Episode" 10
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Post #75,653
1/20/03 11:50:03 AM
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Re: whitey righty rant
I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies. Or megacorps that piss toxins in our rivers, sell weapons to countries/terrorists that will eventually use it against us, or just in general fuck up the earth. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door. I have the right "NOT" to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off. When 70% of the people who get arrested are black, in cities where 70% of the population is black, that is not racial profiling, it is the law of statistics. You know why there ain't an Ivory magazine? 'Cause *every* *fucking* *magazine* *in* *America* is Ivory magazine. Look at the fashion mags - almost every mainstream mag has some lily-white face on the cover. Look at the news/business mags - almost every fucking one is geared towards the WASP viewpoint. Count the number of black/asian/latino/native american faces you see on TV. I'll give you BET, FOX, and WB, out of HOW many channels? How about the assholes who forced my wife to resign because she was a Filipina? Wanna go there? I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received
sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately! Yeah, but being AWOL apparently isn't big enough to make this rant. Oh well. Guess you whip out a dick, you get fired, but if you desert from the forces you will eventually lead, it's a character-building incident. Heading off the inevitable criticism for linking these two, the above argument was a potshot at Clinton, a favorite target for those making excuses for the Idiot-In-Chief. You get your shot, I get mine. I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a
newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English! As a matter of fact,
if you want to be an American citizen you should have to speak English!. My
father and grandfather should not have died in vain so you can leave the
countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours. I think the
police should have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you threaten them
after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or
"stop" in English, see the above lines. Okay, then when latinos become the largest population group in the U.S., should we all speak spanish? I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount
votes when needed. I know what the definition of lying is. Yeah, but who programmed the machine? What was their agenda? To really fuck things up you need a computer... I think Bill Gates has every right to keep every penny he made and continue
to make more. If it ticks you off, go and invent the next operating system
that's better andput your name on the building. Ask your buddy that invented
the Internet to help you. Rephrased: s/Bill Gates/bank robber Justify that. Although I do agree with the bit about what to do if it ticks you off. It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a
parent to stand up to the kid and smack their little "ass" when necessary and say "NO". Almost half-right. I was over at a friend with kids this weekend, and I can already tell he's going to have a great pair of kids. The trouble is, not everybody who has kids is ready to be a parent - and that's when it does take a village. Y'see, if you don't take an interest in the brats that nobody is raising, then they'll be breakin' into your place, raping your daughters, killing you, and taking your stuff. A little extreme, but there is some cause-'n-effect there... And if you don't like my point of view, tough shit! Bite me. Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.
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Post #75,658
1/20/03 12:01:47 PM
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senor, billeto verde por favor, heh
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