IME
Dell's service department Kicks Much Ass. We're slowly moving to an all-Dell shop here, and I'm not sure if we got some kind of service contract, but generally when we have a problem with their hardware, we get it back fixed in about three days total.
Verra nice.
Any deity worthy of a graven image can cobble up a working universe complete with fake fossils in under a week - hey, if you're not omnipotent, there's no real point in being a god. But to start with a big ball of elementary particles and end up with the duckbill platypus without constant twiddling requires a degree of subtlety and the ability to Think Things Through: exactly the qualities I'm looking for when I'm shopping for a Supreme Being.
