Post #74,137
1/12/03 3:03:57 PM
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Justice for Katie!
I stumbled across this more-or-less by accident:
[link|http://www.magicwand4katie.com/index.html|http://www.magicwand...ie.com/index.html]
--but am now brimming with indignation. Oddly enough, I used to know Katie's family: indeed, ten minutes after I first met her, Katie, then three, contrived to gobble 75 hits of syntheroid (doggie thyroid medicine) snagged from a low shelf in my (obviously not child-proofed) Hillegass Avenue flat. We spent the rest of that evening (12/30/82) in hospitals--first in Berkeley's Alta Bates, which summarily ejected us upon learning that the child's parents, freshly back from a US Navy gig in Spain, lacked either paid employment or insurance, and then at Oakland's Children's Hospital, where the policy was to treat first and negotiate later.
The Surrences' marriage and mine disintegrated, for reasons utterly unrelated to one another, at around the same time a few years later, and Katie's mother and I took up with one another for a while, greatly to the irritation of my estranged wife, whose college roommate S had been. I suspect accordingly that Katie would associate me with what must have been an unhappy period for her (leavened, apparently, by musky dreams of smurfs). She was just nine the last time I saw her, and I remember thinking at the time that she had the diction (speaking in easy subordinate clauses) of a child who spent more time with books than with her peers. I'm pleased to note that she has inherited something of her mother's not infrequently trenchant wit.
Anyway, comrades, if you have an ounce of fair play in you, or if your chivalry can claim to have a hair on its ass, you will join the online persecution of Dan Savage to get Katie her damned magic wand.
on fire for justice,
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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Post #74,164
1/12/03 6:11:26 PM
1/12/03 6:52:08 PM
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Let me ask you one question
"Are you serious"? Was this supposed to go into the Oh'Pun forum?
When I was a child of 2, at my grandparent's house, I drank some sort of drain cleaner. Which may help explain some of my behavior. No joke on that.
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Edited by orion
Jan. 12, 2003, 06:52:08 PM EST
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Post #74,171
1/12/03 6:38:01 PM
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Hey, this is at least as serious . .
. . as national politics today, such as it is.
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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Post #74,175
1/12/03 6:56:02 PM
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Is it?
The Magic Wand does not cost $5, with all three attachments it is almost $90 according to that web store the web page at [link|http://www.magicwand4katie.com/index.html|http://www.magicwand...ie.com/index.html] linked to.
But I agree that if Savage did indeed promise her a magic wand, that he should give one to her. Harry Potter and his friend Hermione would give up one of their Magic Wands, but it is not the same kind as the one that Katie wants. :)
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Post #74,179
1/12/03 8:13:58 PM
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Precisam\ufffdnte, Emiliano ...
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Post #74,184
1/12/03 8:52:07 PM
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Obliquely: moveon.org
Apparently began eons ago in net-time, from an e-mail list of 100; claims 600K now = offers an alternative to Spin-Central (and per a vignette on NPR) is read by a few of them E-Light Folks whose paid-for surveys are coming up XXX.
Guess I have to check out [link|http://moveon.org/| MoveOn]. Since it's pretty clear that Dubya + claque are booted from ROM each morning - many of us feel the need for a +130 dBm NOISE-maker of 'our' own. There isn't time to buy up a bankrupt Comm Corp and outfoxFox.
Check it out..
Intelligent life forms agree, Dubya is a poo poo head.
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Post #74,205
1/12/03 11:27:58 PM
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Here's what I sent
Sub: Katie's Wand
Not your wand.
Katie's wand.
How much time and effort does a person have to spend collecting their just due? Every email should have added $50 to the charge. The web site setup should have been $500. Extorting her time and effort to show up at your book signing should have been $1,000.
What is wrong with you?
The abuse you have heaped upon her seems to know no bounds. At what point are you going to face the facts and GIVE HER THE WAND!?!?
At what point does it go from a joke to outright fraud?
While you may assume that any publicity is good publicity, you are wrong. Because there is some slimeball lawyer out there thinking the same exact thing.
"Hmmm. If I take a silly little case like this pro-bono and get some moronic sex deviant columnist shut down, this will look great when I go pitch my services to some tightass corporate client. I wonder what type of business license is needed to run a for profit web site? I wonder how I get it yanked? Hmmmm. I bet if I go after this guy I can get Ashcroft to support my pitch for a Homeland Security contract. Hmmmm. Of course, it won't be for a Magic Wand. We'll have to change that. A stress reduction therapy tool. Yeah, that's the ticket. BWAHAHAHAHAHA. Let's GET HIM!"
End it.
Send her the wand.
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Post #74,213
1/13/03 12:53:41 AM
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Here speaks a scholar and a gentleman
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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Post #74,225
1/13/03 5:22:02 AM
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Persuasion Award: two mountain oysters and a tail..
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Post #364,994
10/5/12 8:06:59 AM
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Yay, Katie got her wand!
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Post #75,590
1/19/03 9:02:54 PM
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Only in America ??? - (promise me :-(
Where else ??? -- Saudia Arabia ??? - <grin>
DSM
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Post #75,797
1/20/03 8:49:06 PM
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Re: Only in America ??? - (promise me :-(
Only in America or no -- have you spoken up for Katie, bub?
your for the righteous struggle,
"Die Welt ist alles, was der Fall ist."
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