...to love you madly, John.
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X install goes better once you get up to Woody. apt-get install xserver-xfree86 runs you through a (ncurses) installer / configurer. If you're on typical Aussie metered downloads, check out atp-zip and hie thee to a decent form of removeable storage. 125 - 250 MB capacity will be good for most updates and transfers.
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As for your questions, I and my persons of hench (snobbian class) are at your call either here or on jabber.