Perhaps...
...we need a special category of the Darwin Awards that is specifically for attempted recreations of Really Dumbass Shit Someone Saw on TV or In a Movie.
Prolly have LOTS of candidates....
jb4
"They lead. They don't manage. The carrot always wins over the stick. Ask your horse. You can lead your horse to water, but you can't manage him to drink."
Richard Kerr, United Technologies Corporation, 1990