I almost killed myself today.
I drove someone to do it for me.

My 9 year old daughter was very sick,
unable to keep anything down. Pukes 8
times in 7 hours. Was showing signs
of dehydration, etc.

She can't take any medication by mouth,
puked it up immediately. So the Dr. gave
us phenergan suppositories. These are
major tranquilizer based (haldol, thorazine,
compazine, etc), guaranteed to kill
nausea and allow her to get some Gatorade
and 'BRAT' diet stuff into her.

My wife does the deed (I'm 3 rooms away,
thank God), and Sarah is NOT amused. She's
screaming that needs it out, NOW!!!!.

My wife minimizes, saying they are not that
bad, that she's had them before.

So Sarah screamed at her:

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU HAVE A BIG BUTT
AND I DON'T!!!!!!!!

I had to DIVE under my computer table
to avoid being seen at that moment.