[link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/SourceCode/src/phpiwethey.tgz|phpIWETHEY.tgz]
Requires phplib and Smarty templates. I don't have the time to finish it (or the will... php is pretty lousy IMO), so if some of you want to run with it, be my guest. I suspect the end result would be better than zIWETHEY, given some of the problems I've had with it.