Evidently.. we are not spending a large-enough %GNP% on keepin Murica Strong. Don't need no steenkin ColdWar\ufffd excuse anymore:

We have to keep them Mil-Indust Complexes Strong forever: no tellin when we might need 'em next, and if we let those specialists at Electric Boat er.. go off an manufacture PlayStations and other necessities of modrin life..

Why.. tomorrow:

Pearl Harbor! Sarajevo! Woodstock!

Blue Meanies ! ! !

Clearly we must fold the NIH into the DEA (all that confiscation $ at last to Good Purpose), then into the NEA and DJIA, centralized at The Pentagon, o'course.

*THEN* we can get ready to Kick Asseses!

(er maybe a sojer with Three Buttocks *AND* a tape recorder up his nose?)




I'm glad Someone understands our immediate peril...