Post #64,456
11/22/02 5:06:33 AM
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Bogus - how did she know...
...*which* bed they sleep in?!?
What if they'd both slep in Suzy's bed? How did Mom know to put it there, and not in Heather's?
Would have been funny -- if it hadn't been so obviously flawed.
Christian R. Conrad Microsoft is a true reflection of Bill Gates' personality - the sleaziest, most unethical, ugliest little rat's ass the world has seen unto this time. -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=42971|Andrew Grygus]
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Post #64,469
11/22/02 9:58:40 AM
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Don't be so critical
After all, Mom had (say) a 10% chance of her suspicions being right (give or take a few percentage points, depending which strident pro or anti-gay voice you listen to), and if right, a 50% chance of verifying it.
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Post #64,471
11/22/02 10:03:25 AM
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WTF do percentages have to do w/ "strident", pro- or anti?!?
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Post #64,472
11/22/02 10:08:00 AM
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You get wildly different percentages of population
To listen to some of the homosexual advocates, the percentage of the population who are homosexual may be higher than 25%.
To listen to the other side, it can't possibly be more than 2%.
Depends whose statistics and whose interpretation you listen to.
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Post #64,479
11/22/02 10:37:40 AM
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So?!? Who effing CARES - what's it relevant to?
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Post #64,521
11/22/02 1:56:11 PM
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You started this whole mess by not laughing!!
And you >had< to share, didn't you? Once analysis is applied to the joke...its rarely ever funny.
I'd heard it before ;-)
So...lets continue to analyze why it was her daughter's bed chosen...(we take you back now to the flamefest already in progress!)
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
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Post #64,541
11/22/02 4:14:00 PM
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Re: Heard it before
The way I originally heard it used a priest, housekeeper, an antique silver cross and a visiting priest. I think that was the combination. It was a *LONG* time ago... It wasn't that funny then either... But then nobody really analyzed it either...
oh well, Hugh
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Post #64,568
11/22/02 9:29:25 PM
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Me too. ezIWeThey perhaps?
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Post #64,547
11/22/02 5:20:52 PM
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Hey, I'm a carin', sharin' kind of a guy, thas'sall...
And it was the NON-daughter's bed that was chosen, you illiterate damn redneck hillbilly, you!
Christian R. Conrad Microsoft is a true reflection of Bill Gates' personality - the sleaziest, most unethical, ugliest little rat's ass the world has seen unto this time. -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=42971|Andrew Grygus]
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Post #65,096
11/26/02 6:39:51 AM
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Well, this is all very simple
The mother chose the roommates bed because if HER daughter was going to wind up a lesbian, she CERTAINLY would not have been a bottom. :)
"We are all born originals -- why is it so many of us die copies?" - Edward Young
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