I'm sure Ashton is under the influence of something.
Perhaps clarity of thought? Rational thinking? Kurt Vonnegut and Mark Twain?
Whatever it is, I want some.
DM: "OKay, you round the corner, and entering the alleyway, you see two men standing on eachother's shoulders."
*silence at the table*
Player: "F#$% it, we're fighting Cirque de Soleil! Run for your life!"