Remember: you have been conditioned from birth to equate Sex==Dirty. Then later found Sex==Also-Sells. Yes, you have! *You* grew up Around here. These things take some time to umm undo.. Patience.
Animals have had the unfailing Primal Good Sense never to have even remotely invented.. Priest-Animals. (nor any concept of 'dirty' either; never mind the execrable 'guilty!') What Wise Creatures! - and in our hubris.. We State! that we are Superior. No animal bothers to rebut or sue, we see..
ha haaa ha ha haa ha {snork} {guffaw} Damn are we amusing! to the Tralfamadorians on leave.
See: all this stuff is just in The Mind. It got injected when you were all nascent and evenescent n'stuff and then someone told you "You Are A Little Boy" .. and it has all been -like skiing- downhill, since..
Stay the course though! One Can overcome the willful damage done early on, but one must have the courage (and keep the mouth tacit and _*_) *classified nontransmissible
Oh.. even among the terminally concretized-Certain: when things start to devolve at too-high [?] a rate of acceleration, then the Primal Instincts reemerge even after decades of indoctrination! This Really pisses off the Priests (of all military ranks incl their RPTC - you know, like 'ROTC').
This last fact ought to reassure you, even in Boolean: that which pisses of the oppressor/manager ~~ the enemy of my enemy is my ~~ and so on.
Gotta go; date with a St. Bernard (hmmm.. Holy to boot)
Edit PS: Almost forgot.. in sentient beings - shocked and appalled are words usually reserved for concepts like.. say..
nuclear weapon, Rev Foulwell, President Dubya, Justice Scalia-Lapdog -- you know: Dangerous Things.. Things that can Hurt You!
HTH