That's [link|http://www.warrenzevon.com/|Warren Zevon's] advice.
You and me, we're too mean to die. We'll be gumming sandwiches for a long time yet.
As for the hottie - you're just out of practice. Offer to get her a new tattoo, and tell her you'll be happy to rub it in for her :)
No more bitching! Happy birthday you old bastard!