Post #62,287
11/11/02 7:15:13 PM
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you know you are getting old when an email link refers to
mature porn. You go hmm must be for the dicriminating mature person. After the initial shock you go hmmm that dont look too bad. 47 tommorow. Another sign of creeping age is that you smile fatuously at a little hottie and she goes, "is that your grandson?" Bend over I'll show you grandpa!!!
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,294
11/11/02 7:57:27 PM
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Happy Birthday To You Bill!
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Post #62,300
11/11/02 8:54:58 PM
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Enjoy Every Sandwich
That's [link|http://www.warrenzevon.com/|Warren Zevon's] advice.
You and me, we're too mean to die. We'll be gumming sandwiches for a long time yet.
As for the hottie - you're just out of practice. Offer to get her a new tattoo, and tell her you'll be happy to rub it in for her :)
No more bitching! Happy birthday you old bastard!
-drl
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Post #62,313
11/11/02 9:59:41 PM
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now I know Im old, watching the raider denver game
charles woodson returns a interception for the TD. Madden sez the wiley old veteran can still run. I thought shit I remember when he was rookie of the year just a couple of years ago. madden said this is his 15th season. Gotta gum something, wheres the missus!
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,317
11/11/02 10:06:54 PM
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Sure it wasn't the other Woodson?
They have 2
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #62,320
11/11/02 10:11:09 PM
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lemme check. Thanx! now I just feel stupid intead of Old!!!
5 years about right for charles woodson. Rod Woodson 15
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,321
11/11/02 10:13:03 PM
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Happy birthday, Box! And many more!
Alex
"No problem is so big and complicated that it can't be run away from."
-- Peanuts
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Post #62,370
11/12/02 3:25:33 AM
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Have a good one, Box!
John. Busy lad.
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Post #62,373
11/12/02 4:59:19 AM
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OK then..
Yer Off the list - fer Seals trainee! y'hear? Will have to settle for a joystick and one o' them Unpiloted Damaging Objects. (And no more tryin to break Rollie Free's 150.24 MPH, flatout in a swim suit at Bonneville: the leathers cost him ~ 1 mph, and he wanted to break 150 on a new Black Lightning 1000 cc. He did.)
The good news is: ya can't trust anyone under-50 anyway ;-) Also - 47 is a Prime. 48 divisible by the whole kitchen sink..
:-\ufffd
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Post #62,390
11/12/02 7:54:02 AM
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no no no Paul Newman didnt START racing cars until the
age of 60. If I can dribble on it I can drive it.
thanx,
Bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,488
11/12/02 3:49:18 PM
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Heh.. so was Rollie Free near that, IIRC
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Post #62,401
11/12/02 9:16:15 AM
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Yowza!
You may not be able to stay young, but you can damn sure stay immature.
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Post #62,415
11/12/02 9:58:54 AM
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IMG works now :-)
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Hippo Birdie Two Ewe,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe,
Hippo Birdie dear Boxley,
Hippo Birdie Two Ewe
47 eh? I hit 36 on the 9th.
Darrell Spice, Jr.
[link|http://home.houston.rr.com/spiceware/|SpiceWare] - We don't do Windows, it's too much of a chore
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Post #62,482
11/12/02 3:06:31 PM
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Youngsters....
Happy birthday to both of you youngsters... According to Ashton, I'm trustworthy!
[link|mailto:jbrabeck@attbi.com|Joe]
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Post #62,430
11/12/02 10:50:35 AM
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Happy Bday Ox!
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Steve
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Post #62,436
11/12/02 11:06:29 AM
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Happy b-day, man.
Just don't go 'round in your b-day suit - I wanna keep my breakfast down.
DM: "OKay, you round the corner, and entering the alleyway, you see two men standing on eachother's shoulders."
*silence at the table*
Player: "F#$% it, we're fighting Cirque de Soleil! Run for your life!"
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Post #62,527
11/12/02 6:34:40 PM
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Where do you GET those .sigs from?? :-)
"Career politicians are inherently untrustworthy; if it spends its life buzzing around the outhouse, it\ufffds probably a fly."
- [link|http://www.nationalinterest.org/issues/58/Mead.html|Walter Mead]
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Post #62,545
11/12/02 7:09:17 PM
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In this case...
[link|http://enworld.cyberstreet.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=30187&perpage=40&pagenumber=1|right here.]
DM: "OKay, you round the corner, and entering the alleyway, you see two men standing on eachother's shoulders."
*silence at the table*
Player: "F#$% it, we're fighting Cirque de Soleil! Run for your life!"
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Post #62,549
11/12/02 7:30:17 PM
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There's some good stuff in there! :-D
"Ah. One of the difficult questions."
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Post #62,443
11/12/02 11:16:01 AM
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Woooo, that's old, man
But then, you knew that, right?
Have the birthday of your choice.[1]
[1] Don't want to go insisting on having a "happy" one if that isn't what you had in mind.
===
Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
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Post #62,453
11/12/02 11:40:55 AM
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Happy Natal Anniversary!
Imric's Tips for Living- Paranoia Is a Survival Trait
- Pessimists are never disappointed - but sometimes, if they are very lucky, they can be pleasantly surprised...
- Even though everyone is out to get you, it doesn't matter unless you let them win.
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Post #62,481
11/12/02 3:04:05 PM
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Bill, Happy Birthday!
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Post #62,500
11/12/02 4:58:13 PM
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Think I'll be having another beer for you, then... :-)
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Post #62,535
11/12/02 6:51:03 PM
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Why that's....
... only really 2F in hexadecimal. Rats. Well, 49 works better: that's 31. :-)
Or you could go celsius. Oh. That's 8. Hmmm. Perhaps not.
Happy birthday anyway!
Wade.
"Ah. One of the difficult questions."
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Post #62,557
11/12/02 8:05:35 PM
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Enjoy your birthday
I won't tell you to give 'em hell because you know more about doing that than I do...
But I will tell you that if you have another on the way, be damned nice to your wife. Else she will demonstrate what she knows about raising hell on your ass!
Cheers,
Ben
"Career politicians are inherently untrustworthy; if it spends its life buzzing around the outhouse, it\ufffds probably a fly."
- [link|http://www.nationalinterest.org/issues/58/Mead.html|Walter Mead]
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Post #62,579
11/12/02 9:34:26 PM
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thank you sir
and the rabbit lived so I might as well for a short time.
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,563
11/12/02 8:49:02 PM
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Happy Birthday you old Fart ;-)
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Post #62,612
11/13/02 1:34:15 AM
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Another Scorpio? Happy happy...
No old fart jokes from me ;)
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #62,635
11/13/02 9:48:09 AM
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Re: Another Scorpio? Happy happy...
Yeah - Bill is textbook.
-drl
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Post #62,712
11/13/02 6:11:26 PM
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Jeez.. you guys BOTH Scorpios..
I've known a few female Scorpios and..
Aha! Now I See (and even how the polarities figure in.. a bit) !!
Sorry guys - it's a tough body-type to inhabit but
Sombody's gotta do it ;-)
Sagittarius risible
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Post #62,714
11/13/02 6:16:19 PM
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along with spice, Inthane and some others I forgot
female scorpios are different. Just as vicious but a little sneakier. But that little slut could ride!
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,718
11/13/02 6:25:27 PM
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Yee Haw!
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #62,735
11/13/02 7:25:01 PM
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Raising hand for Scorpios! B'day tomorrow.
Alex
"I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain. -- Pierre de Fermat (1601-1665)
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Post #62,737
11/13/02 7:33:59 PM
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Well there big fella...
...Happy in advance.
You were born...and so you're free...so Happy Birthday! Laurie Anderson
[link|mailto:bepatient@aol.com|BePatient]
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Post #62,740
11/13/02 8:04:05 PM
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{sheesh} The IWE Sting Club
..methinks we needs a couple o Cancers to mollify the marauding macerators.
(Poisonally I find the er enneagram / body-types model a bit more accurate a typography, but.. when in Romania - )
Ashton
Disestablishmentarianism Rulez
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Post #62,756
11/13/02 9:40:20 PM
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How about phrenology?
DM: "OKay, you round the corner, and entering the alleyway, you see two men standing on eachother's shoulders."
*silence at the table*
Player: "F#$% it, we're fighting Cirque de Soleil! Run for your life!"
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Post #62,768
11/13/02 11:45:54 PM
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our heads are already big enuf :)
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,804
11/14/02 9:32:09 AM
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Count me in
Cancer, that is. So uhh ... for someone who doesn't follow all this mumbo-jumbo^H^H^H^Hthis particular mythology, what's up with Scorpio, and why chould cancer help?
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Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
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Post #62,806
11/14/02 9:37:45 AM
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he's just being an airhole :-)
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,959
11/14/02 8:59:49 PM
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Uhhh 'Cancer' is YAN sign of the Zodiac
And to the extent that 'Scorpio' tends to represent certain attributes? .. yada yada. Try 'complementary' as the meaning.
Dismissing any utility of a model because the map ain't the territory ==> every Corp religion fails the same test. Only, far deadlier in the implications.
Ashton
who will use a hammer as a screwdriver - if the screw is 4' in diameter
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Post #62,767
11/13/02 11:45:09 PM
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congrats! hows the gig scene going?
was thinking of heading that way last weekend but do to fall fever there was no hotel rooms anywhere.
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]
"Fifty-one percent of a nation can establish a totalitarian regime, suppress minorities and still remain democratic." Correction: All that can be achieved with 51 percent of the voters!" Ilanna Mercer
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Post #62,618
11/13/02 2:40:15 AM
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Kids these days!
Sheeeesh! they think 47 is old? I've beat that by well more'n a decade, and I ain't even close to start'n to thinking about "old".
Short timers . . . .
[link|http://www.aaxnet.com|AAx]
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