I was at Cape Cod.

One day was spent in a little fishing charter.
We caught 6 striped bass, and 30lb apiece.
Since there was NO way I'd make use of them,
I gave 3 to the boat captain and kept 3.

But, we only ate it 1 night (I ate a lot of lobster),
which meant we froze 30 lbs of filets, which no one wanted
and would have rotted on the ride home, which meant
they got thrown out.

So I ended up eating the most expensive fish dinner
of my life.

But it was fun anyway.