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New Aye, WeeCodes! (updated again)
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[post://1234][link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=1234|Post #1234]
[post://1234|A Post I Linked][link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=1234|A Post I Linked]
[http://www.news.com][link|http://www.news.com|http://www.news.com] [link|#mook|1]
[http://www.news.com|Cows][link|http://www.news.com|Cows] [link|#mook|1]
http://www.news.com[link|http://www.news.com|http://www.news.com] [link|#mook|1]
[google://blancmange sporks "goomba birds"][link|http://www.google.com/search?q=blancmange+sporks+%22goomba+birds%22|blancmange sporks "goomba birds"]
[google://blancmange sporks "goomba birds"|Odd Things][link|http://www.google.com/search?q=blancmange+sporks+%22goomba+birds%22|Odd Things]
[news://star "black hole"][link|http://news.google.com/news?q=star+%22black+hole%22|star "black hole"]
[news://star "black hole"|big time sink][link|http://news.google.com/news?q=star+%22black+hole%22|big time sink]
[usenet://star "black hole"][link|http://groups.google.com/groups?q=star+%22black+hole%22|star "black hole"]
[usenet://star "black hole"|big time sink][link|http://groups.google.com/groups?q=star+%22black+hole%22|big time sink]
[twiki://FudFighters][link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/FudFighters|FudFighters] [link|#zook|2]
twiki://FudFighters[link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/FudFighters|FudFighters] [link|#zook|2]
[defn://blancmange][link|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=blancmange|"blancmange"]
[defn://blancmange|What Is It??][link|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=blancmange|What Is It?]
defn://blancmange[link|http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=blancmange|"blancmange"]
[acronym://LRPD][link|http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=LRPD&Find=Find|LRPD]
[acronym://LRPD|Eh?][link|http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=LRPD&Find=Find|Eh?]
acronym://LRPD[link|http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-query.asp?String=exact&Acronym=LRPD&Find=Find|LRPD]

\r\n[quote]And you can quote me on that![/quote]
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And you can quote me on that!
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\r\nThere is a user pref to turn off WeeCode processing too.\r\n

\r\n1) Works for ftp://, https:// and mailto: as well
\r\n2) Changed because Karsten lacks a sense of humor, apparently.
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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New Hang on, there's something wrong (not really...)
"Your search - blancmange sporks "goomba birds" - did not match any documents. "

But the beauty of it is, next time Google wanders through, I guess this search will be valid. :)

Oh, and weeCodes are very groovy.
John. Busy lad.
New Search is still not valid
But, we got ourselves a sponsored link!

Sponsored Links
Splayds
Unique Australian silverware
Now Available in the U.S. and U.K.
www.splayds.com
--

Less Is More. In my book, About Face, I introduce over 50 powerful design axioms. This is one of them.

--Alan Cooper. The Inmates Are Running the Asylum
New How about https:// ?
End of world rescheduled for day after tomorrow. Something should probably be done. Please advise.
New Re: Aye, WeeCodes!
Nice.

Mr. Impatient Trigger Finger asks - are we working the asterisk issue?
-drl
New What "asterisk issue"?
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Re: What "asterisk issue"?
This one:

[link|http://www.microsoft.com|Porn]
-------^^
-drl
New "You Are Responsible For All Material Presented In Class"
Again, what asterisk issue?

Perhaps you missed [link|/forums/render/content/show?contentid=56261|this announcement] from a week ago, item #2 to be exact.

Honestly, Ross... how can you know the players if you don't read the program...?

;-)
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Outstanding
The split links work even better than anticipated. Cool!
-drl
New Glad you like it.
After all, it was your idea. :-D
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Problem with it
In the "Tips for New zIWeTheyUsers" [post:57396|post] there is a display problem with the "news" links. After the link, I have thre asterisks, like this:
[*] * [*]
===
Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New Footnotes...
Changed to '1' instead of '*'

And since the footnote is a link, you get a [*] after it as well.
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
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New Ahh, I'll have to not to use * for a link
===
Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New Aye,, WeeCoodes..
Aye C nun! of those ass tur IX...

greg - Grand-Master Artist in IT,
curley95@attbi.com -- [link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!]

Your friendly Homeland Security Officer reminds:
Hold Thumbprint to Screen for 5 seconds, we'll take the imprint, or
Just continue to type on your keyboard, and we'll just sample your DNA.
New Re: Aye, WeeCodes!
s/Wee/tWee/


Peter
[link|http://www.debian.org|Shill For Hire]
[link|http://www.kuro5hin.org|There is no K5 Cabal]
[link|http://guildenstern.dyndns.org|Blog]
New Nope.
I We They.

Aye, WeeCodes.

The 'They' is missing because WeeCodes, being Scottish, are fairly clannish and not comfortable with outsiders...

/duck
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Re: Nope.
Clan MacNeil here, being of dubious lineage myself, (wonders how much MacNeil and Harris and Mingus and Cherokee and who knows what else have mixed into my blood.) My grandmother was, apparently, adopted (but NOT) by her foster parents. I don't know if I can explain *that* except that they must have took her in but never went through an official adoption process.

My grandmother was an illegitimate daughter of I don't know who, but my fiendish aunt is trying to trace our ancestry. :=) Seems to be a MacNeil. If anyone knows of Mingus (apparently settled Kentucky, I'd guess from the name it was German settlers) let me know. If anyone knows Harris (now *that* side of the family is gonna be hard to trace, Grandfather Edward was, um, sometimes a bit crazy, I don't have much information on that side of the family. And Harris is a pretty common name.)

Of course, MacNeil information would be welcome.

My aunt is is, least I heard, a fanatic about geneology. But then she's also into ET, Bermuda Triangle, aliens... at least geneology is real.

(parenthetical note: I do not deny strange things, but I do need a bit of hard evidence.)

We've traced the family back to the 1800's, but (as yet) I don't think we've actually traced it back to immigrants or Scotland.
New That may not help much
We've traced the family back to the 1800's, but (as yet) I don't think we've actually traced it back to immigrants or Scotland.
My mother is the geneaology nut in our family, and she has traced a few branches back that far. Problem is, the areas some of them come from were along disputed borders, so we don't exactly know what nationality to claim in our ancestry. Besides which, for a clannish people our ancestors seem to have been ... less than formal, shall we say, in choosing whom to reproduce with.
===
Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New I'm not sure they got it, Carg...
(I think I did, if that's any comfort.)
   Christian R. Conrad
Microsoft is a true reflection of Bill Gates' personality - the sleaziest, most unethical, ugliest little rat's ass the world has seen unto this time.
-- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=42971|Andrew Grygus]
New Neat. But why a code for users?
E.g. I can't think of a reason why I'd have a post with [link|/forums/render/user?username=Another+Scott|Another Scott] or [link|/forums/render/user?username=boxley|boxley] in it. Is it to help twikify this stuff or something?

Sorry if this has been discussed previously...

(testing...)

[link|http://news.google.com|Google News]

[link|http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html|APOD]

[link|http://www.eurekalert.org/bysubject/technology.php|Eureak Alert! - Technology/Engineering] - thanks imric

(/testing...)

Cheers,
Scott.

New Ben uses it all the time...
It's just a handy way of saying something like, "Hey, [link|/forums/render/user?username=ben_tilly|ben_tilly] knows a lot of perl... why don't you ask him?"
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Okie. Thanks.
New Well...
There is no reason that there couldn't be a wiki:// protocol. Or a google:// one.

The main reason to have it is that [user://ben_tilly|I] found it damned addictive elsewhere. Try it for a while, see what you think.

Cheers,
Ben
"Career politicians are inherently untrustworthy; if it spends its life buzzing around the outhouse, it\ufffds probably a fly."
- [link|http://www.nationalinterest.org/issues/58/Mead.html|Walter Mead]
New Heh. Actually, that version *doesn't* work.
Lemme go fix that...
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Noticed, filed a bug report
Tried mailto: as well. It would make sense for the mailto: to not show when you do that, and it would be very nice if there was (possibly according to a user option) the choice of making email addresses automatically hairy. (Keeps spammers from picking them up, but the link still works...)

Cheers,
Ben
"Career politicians are inherently untrustworthy; if it spends its life buzzing around the outhouse, it\ufffds probably a fly."
- [link|http://www.nationalinterest.org/issues/58/Mead.html|Walter Mead]
New Hairy address request already noted. :-)
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New No subject.
Censored. Because Karsten can't take jokes or pranks.

Please do not check the edits... as the wrath of Karsten may ensue.

[link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - Grand-Master Artist in IT
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!]

Your friendly Homeland Security Officer reminds:
Hold Thumbprint to Screen for 5 seconds, we'll take the imprint, or
Just continue to type on your keyboard, and we'll just sample your DNA.
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New Censorship
Censored. Because Karsten can't take jokes or pranks.
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No. Ask me about "Flash" at the office Friday sometime....

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I've been spending time cleaning up TWIT after Norm. I found a reference to the rubber hoses bit there going through the updates log. Tracked it down. Didn't have context. Was shooting other content, did it as well. Shot Greg a note (text: "Please don't do that"). Later noted the demonstration TWikIWeThey link in the above, prior to edits. Issue with TWiki being that a page not existing gives the option to generate a page. Requested that Scott change the link to something else (eg: FudFighters), also pointed out a couple of revisions he might want to make to his link-logic (hint: multiple webs support).

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No, Greg, I fucking love rubber hoses, come by some time & I'll demonstrate ;-) (actually, it's passibly ironic that a rubber hose comment lead to an iron fisted response...) TWIT's not topical about that, though, any more than it's Norm's personal pissing ground. The site is about technical documentation. And yes, topicality is going to steer editorial decisions. Timing in this instance was particularly bad, I'm more than mildly irked at Norm already, had a pissed off girlfriend last night (somebody was hours later than he'd hoped to be, what with work and more maintenace here), slept on the couch.

--\r\nKarsten M. Self [link|mailto:kmself@ix.netcom.com|kmself@ix.netcom.com]\r\n[link|http://kmself.home.netcom.com/|http://kmself.home.netcom.com/]\r\nWhat part of "gestalt" don't you understand?\r\n[link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/|TWikIWETHEY] -- an experiment in collective intelligence. Stupidity. Whatever.\r\n\r\n   Keep software free.     Oppose the CBDTPA.     Kill S.2048 dead.\r\n[link|http://www.eff.org/alerts/20020322_eff_cbdtpa_alert.html|http://www.eff.org/alerts/20020322_eff_cbdtpa_alert.html]\r\n
New not fer nuttin but we love ya man, but getting some
is more important. I am at loose ends at the moment, give me an email if you would like help.
thanx,
bill
will work for cash and other incentives [link|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html|skill set]

"Therefore, by objective standards, the leading managers of the U.S. economy...are collectively, clinically insane."
Lyndon LaRouche
New I guess....
The point has been made...

Anything heavy handed in some circumstances can be bad...

And some people fight back... some wither... other yet shriek...

Some create Multiple Personalities...

I have very little sympathy/pity left for Norm, moral support never ending supply there for him... but that ain't what he wants...

As someone says:

Peace!

[link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - Grand-Master Artist in IT
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!]

Your friendly Homeland Security Officer reminds:
Hold Thumbprint to Screen for 5 seconds, we'll take the imprint, or
Just continue to type on your keyboard, and we'll just sample your DNA.
New Been there, done that.
Can be a hard lesson to learn. Can lose friends. :-(

Wade.

"Ah. One of the difficult questions."

New Actually, if you check the diffs ...
(Yeah, I checked the edit history. Ironic really, when you see what I'm about to say.)
Of course the obilgatory "This'll disappear, won't it?" to one of the [link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/DrewKime|TwikiAdmins], ...
If you check the [link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/rdiff/Main/WhyDebianRocks|diffs] for [link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/WhyDebianRocks|WhyDebianRocks], you'll see that while I'm the one who pointed out that the comment would not in fact be deleted, it was [link|http://twiki.iwethey.org/twiki/bin/view/Main/PeterWhysall|some other TwikiAdmin] who deleted the prediction (an my response). Although any registered user would have been able to delete both.

This post has been broght to you by the word "pedant", and by the TWikiProtocol Wee Code.
===
Microsoft offers them the one thing most business people will pay any price for - the ability to say "we had no choice - everyone's doing it that way." -- [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=38978|Andrew Grygus]
New Don't check edits?
I'm partly Scottish, when someone tells me what not to do, I do it.
New Scott don't forget...
[link|http://www.google.com/search?hl=xx-bork&q=Karsten+Self+rubber+Hoses|Borking with Rubber Hoses]

Mayhapst, we be able to "Nest" Aye, WeeCoodes... someday??

[link|mailto:curley95@attbi.com|greg] - Grand-Master Artist in IT
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!!!]

Your friendly Homeland Security Officer reminds:
Hold Thumbprint to Screen for 5 seconds, we'll take the imprint, or
Just continue to type on your keyboard, and we'll just sample your DNA.
New You can nest them.
When it makes sense. You can put WeeCodes in a [quote][/quote] block, for example.
Regards,

-scott anderson

"Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson..."
New Request for update - code and/or fixed font quotes
Edit: added link to table in question.

I'm trying to past a table in another forum, [link|http://z.iwethey.org/forums/render/content/show?contentid=102246|here], and it's using a proportional font. According to [link|http://www.citycat.ru/doc/HTML/IExplorer.30/fontfrmt.htm#FixWidth|this], [code]this should be fixed width[/code] (using angle brackets) should produce:

this should be fixed width


And it does, unless the text covers more than one line. E.g.

[code]

This is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very long sentence with many line breaks.

This gives an "Unmatched tag found" error on attempting to preview.

[/code]

Buglet, or am I misusing that tag?

Also, a [font=large,small,huge,fixed,green,red] or similar WeeCode would be appreciated. Some of us here are novices when it comes to HTML.

Alternatively a - "This is how you do it, you hoser!" - bash upside the head would work as well. :-)

Thanks!

(Although this is more of a suspected buglet than a tip or request, I thought I'd keep it in TFNzU to remind us of some of the WeeCodes.)

Cheers,
Scott.
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New <pre> - </pre>
Happy right-scrolling.
\nFIXED FONT loooooooooooooooooong line just like you wanted loooooooooooooooooong line just like you wanted loooooooooooooooooong line just like you wanted\n
--

Less Is More. In my book, About Face, I introduce over 50 powerful design axioms. This is one of them.

--Alan Cooper. The Inmates Are Running the Asylum
New Oh yeah? Well mine is longer...
Not... just kidding.

[link|mailto:greg@gregfolkert.net|greg] - IT Grand-Master for Anti-President
[link|http://www.iwethey.org/ed_curry/|REMEMBER ED CURRY!]

THEY ARE WATCHING YOU.
The time has come for you to take the last step.
You must love THEM.
It is not enough to obey THEM.
You must love THEM.

PEACE BEGETS WAR, SLAVERY IS FREEDOM, STRENGTH IN IGNORANCE.
     Aye, WeeCodes! (updated again) - (admin) - (37)
         Hang on, there's something wrong (not really...) - (Meerkat) - (1)
             Search is still not valid - (Arkadiy)
         How about https:// ? -NT - (inthane-chan)
         Re: Aye, WeeCodes! - (deSitter) - (9)
             What "asterisk issue"? -NT - (admin) - (8)
                 Re: What "asterisk issue"? - (deSitter) - (7)
                     "You Are Responsible For All Material Presented In Class" - (admin) - (5)
                         Outstanding - (deSitter) - (4)
                             Glad you like it. - (admin) - (3)
                                 Problem with it - (drewk) - (2)
                                     Footnotes... - (admin) - (1)
                                         Ahh, I'll have to not to use * for a link -NT - (drewk)
                     Aye,, WeeCoodes.. - (folkert)
         Re: Aye, WeeCodes! - (pwhysall) - (4)
             Nope. - (admin) - (2)
                 Re: Nope. - (wharris2) - (1)
                     That may not help much - (drewk)
             I'm not sure they got it, Carg... - (CRConrad)
         Neat. But why a code for users? - (Another Scott) - (6)
             Ben uses it all the time... - (admin) - (1)
                 Okie. Thanks. -NT - (Another Scott)
             Well... - (ben_tilly) - (3)
                 Heh. Actually, that version *doesn't* work. - (admin) - (2)
                     Noticed, filed a bug report - (ben_tilly) - (1)
                         Hairy address request already noted. :-) -NT - (admin)
         No subject. - (folkert) - (6)
             Censorship - (kmself) - (3)
                 not fer nuttin but we love ya man, but getting some - (boxley)
                 I guess.... - (folkert) - (1)
                     Been there, done that. - (static)
             Actually, if you check the diffs ... - (drewk)
             Don't check edits? - (wharris2)
         Scott don't forget... - (folkert) - (1)
             You can nest them. - (admin)
         Request for update - code and/or fixed font quotes - (Another Scott) - (2)
             <pre> - </pre> - (Arkadiy) - (1)
                 Oh yeah? Well mine is longer... - (folkert)

Layering different sounds.
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