One of my brothers in law had something happen to his boat Sunday, was thrown out of it, managed to swim to shore. His boat (er skipper, motorboat? watercraft?) kept going and ended up on one of the main streets of Kankakee (appropriately named River Street).

The reports I have say he's OK but muchly bruised up. Perhaps fortunately, he doesn't remember a lot about whatever it was that did it. (Probably something stupid, I am not one to doubt his word but I know how one can lie to others and even to yourself when things happen.)