Scott... ummm remember that cartoon, now ...

Two sculptors a workin on a humongous cube of some expensive marble. The figure seems about 90% complete (think Dubya ridin on the back of a Dinosaur, say).

One is at the top via a ladder.
The other on floor, looking at the most recent change..





The thing is split in two! Caption -

You and your %^#$@! Just one more little tap