Now, we'll all know for certain it's CRC's kid when we find that the first sentence out of the kid's mouth is:

"You !%!@%QE%W$^#$@%!@#%@$^@#%!#@$$^@%@#%@^#$@!%!#^@$^#$%@$^#$@%@Q#@$^@#%"