No - ____Canada._____

Post #53,044 by Ashton 9/24/02 4:32:22 PM Reply	No - ____Canada.______Obviously Much more cost effective; we can work out the Terrorist Reasons as we go along (like now): [partial list] Closer (save on the transportation). Similar language (they can read the Dictats posted). Lots of Lebensraum to bulldoze, concrete over and build malls. Quebec as freebie: 'Frogs' closer to home, as butt of jingoistic jokes.(Every cabal needs SomeOne to hate; the Jews paid their dues last War-Century.) Obviously they are nascent terrorists: after all, they are not planning to lock-up a significant portion of their population for smoking Evil marijuana and such. Nor arrest their citizens incommunicado and indefinitely - if they look funny or talk funny. QED. Free working medical system - EZ replacement for our present incestuously-Profitable but nonfunctional laughingstock. New National Parks - where we are bound to find some [oil] to drill for, (a lot of new trees for new WalMart construction). New [oil] sinecures for ex-Admin. folks to be CIEIOs, after impeachment. Handy transportation to our new toxic waste dumps next to those logged-out* former Parks. [/partial list] * the Real meaning of logged off Ashton Find a New Terrorist Target of Opportunity LLC Running short of profitable enemy transactions? We have the talent and the database to help. A Microsoft\ufffd Shop\ufffd - reply\ufffd via PassPort\ufffd: we'll open ALL your 'ports' to Everyone.
Post #53,055 by a6l6e6x 9/24/02 4:54:47 PM Reply	Must be! -- there was "movie" about that, South Park Alex Program aborting: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. [Windows haiku]
Post #53,058 by Ashton 9/24/02 4:57:59 PM Reply	Missed that ___{sigh}____Great Minds? an idea which Arrived! Where does Dubya go - for inspiration?
Post #53,075 by inthane-chan 9/24/02 5:54:51 PM Reply	Before that... ...there was [link\|http://us.imdb.com/Title?0109370\|Canadian Bacon.] Not that I've ever seen it, just heard about it... End of world rescheduled for day after tomorrow. Something should probably be done. Please advise.
Post #53,080 by boxley 9/24/02 6:10:01 PM Reply	The best scene of that movie was the american invaders driving a tractor trailer with kill all canadians etc grafitti all over it. Gets pulled over by state cop Danny Akroyd who makes them paint all the slogans in french as well. Great flick. thanx, bill will work for cash and other incentives [link\|http://home.tampabay.rr.com/boxley/resume/Resume.html\|skill set] qui mori didicit servire dedidicit
Post #53,154 by wharris2 9/25/02 9:25:55 AM Reply	Ashton, master of sarcasm :=) A bit heavy-handed there, but still shows signs of mastery. The lawyers would mostly rather be what they are than get out of the way even if the cost was Hammerfall. - Jerry Pournelle
Post #53,236 by Ashton 9/25/02 4:57:12 PM Reply	Mere acolyte: the Masters are (almost-all..) dead. but thanks for the {compliment?} Hey.. Geo Carlin seems to be losing it, a bit. Maybe said enough, clearly enough before - all that's left is to repeat. His last book just doesn't cut it :( Maybe we're past words - only Marcel Marceau might capture the pathos of a civilization in decline and "feeling Good about Itself", shopping.. and bombing.. [?] {sigh} Swift, HL Mencken, IF Stone (more direct there) Mark Twain! where IS he now that we Need Him a Lot ? ..General Bull Right, General Buck Turgidson, Spiro Agnew (all unawares that he Was a self-satirist)
Post #53,440 by wharris2 9/26/02 11:15:20 PM Reply	Civilization in decline, indeed. Trying to figure out if we're are 90 degree or only 45 degree angles, Ashton. :=)

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