Wahhh! See, it's not about Oil!
Wahhh! We really don't know the motivations of our elected officials!
Wahhh! They might not be after oil!
Wahhh! And if they get a little grope of oil, their motivations might've been to help someone!
Waahh! And if it was Columbia, we'd be fighting the war on drugs
Sigh. Nope, you can't trample my right to speech that easily.
And if you try to, a simple no should do the trick.
(oh wait, I already said that, didn't I?)