Can I be Secretary of the Treasury?

Post #49,589 by Panhandler Joe 8/16/02 1:25:40 PM Reply	Can I be Secretary of the Treasury? Or Grand Vizier? I promise to faithfully collect every tax dollar owed... Campaign funds might be collected in a manner similar to my sites? smile [link\|http://panhandler.refers.to\|Got a Dollar]? [link\|http://cluex4.refers.to\|Buy a Clue]!
Post #49,599 by orion 8/16/02 2:24:14 PM Reply	That is what I was thinking of having the web sites pay via Paypal. Then I can keep track of who paid and who didn't pay taxes. I need someone to help me collect, from sites like K5, who don't recognize my authority. :) *[link\|http://games.speakeasy.net/data/files/khan.jpg\|"Khan!!!" -Kirk]*
Post #49,608 by Panhandler Joe 8/16/02 2:56:44 PM Reply	Hmmm. We need an army. Perhaps an army of zombie slaves, to be commanded by Commandant Ircbot... Maybe later. Oooh! Mercenaries! Make a website showing your claim to the throne, etc, with a spot for donations... And a 'recruiters' link - send that to a page where (for a nominal fee) you can evaluate the cracking-competency of applicants... Those that 'pass', get a hefty cut (of the net, of course!) in return for 'assignments' - like cowing rebellious provinces (K5). Don't forget to put in a bunch of porno popups (We can determine what sites we wish to affiliate with later - who wouldn't want to be know as pornsite to the Crown?) - mercenaries like camp 'followers'... Spam campains will win over the general populace - we can simply set up an MLM email scheme where the Government ALWAYS sits atop the pyramid. If a citizen buys into that, we can make it part of thier job to praise our regime... Remember, if we make our claims outrageous enough, the people go along with it, 'just in case' our claims are true. And this might only be the beginning! Have I not proved myself a worthy Grand Vizier? [link\|http://panhandler.refers.to\|Got a Dollar]? [link\|http://cluex4.refers.to\|Buy a Clue]!
Post #49,657 by orion 8/17/02 12:45:23 AM Reply	Maybe I was thinking of an Army of "Terminators", and making "Skynet" stations in space, but it will cost too much. Our budget, if we ever get one, will be to take what is left of the "Battlebots" from the trashcan dumpster behind the station that films the show, and then rebuild them with better weapons and armor. Then let the Recycled "Battlebots" be our army. Or we can just take a bunch of Penguins and stick rockets on their backs and... nah it's been done already "Batman Returns" and all that. :) Mercenaries tend to hang out with skanky hookers and tend to catch VDs/STDs too often from those skanky hookers. We would do better to recuit cats and dogs and then give them a brain upgrade to a cerebrial implant that we can control. But then that would also cost a lot, yet without it we wouldn't be able to control the cats and dogs and they would just fight each other. *[link\|http://games.speakeasy.net/data/files/khan.jpg\|"Khan!!!" -Kirk]*
Post #49,754 by tseliot 8/19/02 12:35:12 AM Reply	lol--a teammate got a shell from Mortise that way @BB In Nov 2000 (iirc?) we were the only team left "the morning after" in the pits. Tons o' scrap lying around, including one of the fiber outer shells from the Mortise team (UK). Our temporary team member snagged it. All I got was some Mauler coasters. :) Many fears are born of stupidity and ignorance - Which you should be feeding with rumour and generalisation. BOfH, 2002 "Episode" 10

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