At the St. Louis Airport, they held up someone who had an alarm clock that looked like a bomb. Plastic TNT sticks, six of them, with wires coming out to an alarm clock. Can't even joke with them over this stuff.
Also a woman was forced to drink her own breast milk that she pumped for her baby to use on the plane. The security guards said they wanted her to show the other passingers that it was safe and not poison. She of course has filed a lawsuit. I heard it on a local radio, but I am not sure of the source or details.