WHY do we want to change the mid-east?

Why can't we just leave them as they are?

Allow me to refresh people's memory with what happened in the past when we "stabilized" the mid-east and worked our will on governments.

Israel and Palestine.

Remember, we were the ones sending "agricultural" grants to Saddam.

We were the ones helping Osama fight the Russians.

But we'll get it right THIS TIME!

Everyone just has to buy into the idea that Version 4.0 will be THE version that brings "peace" to the mid-east.

(and ensures cheap oil for Us)